LATE VALENTINE
posted 9:35 PM

The wife of a young man who had not yet written much of anything ("Fragments of a Hologram Rose", perhaps, at the time this was taken) but whose fortune already was to wake beside such beauty, became convinced, against his own will, of possibilities. Of even, so you see, the least likely of graces.

As best I could, my darling, I breathed you in. And do today, and every day -- and now so much more deeply.

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Monday, February 21, 2005

HUNTER
posted 7:43 AM

RIP HST

You made me come closer to pissing myself than any writer who ever lived.

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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

COPERNICUS
posted 3:07 PM

ULTIMATE SCIENCE: And we're also looking into who this so-called "Copernicus" is, what with his alleged "system" and all...

A quote from Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma (R), the doctor who sterilized a patient without her knowledge when she was 18, and who has said that doctors who perform abortions should get the death penalty. Meanwhile, in talking about those worthless class action lawsuits:

"I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that. And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows. In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier."

[Thanks to the ever-sensitive Womack Wire]

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THE MANUAL
posted 6:42 AM

With the birds and bees ready in the wings, it behooves one to give his or her amatory technique something more than just a lick and a promise.

To that end, and with an avuncular twinkle in my eye, I direct you all to "young person's sexual song-with-animal-legs"
.

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Friday, February 04, 2005

FUNKER
posted 2:17 PM

A fine set of wheels...

[tip o' the Kandy Apple mohawk to Mr. Womack, yet again]

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